Saturday, August 29, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

Bears learning new skills...

A bear that got stuck in a skateboard park climbed up a ladder to make its escape. The animal had been stuck in the sunken skating bowl overnight and could not get up the steep-sided concrete walls on its own. Officials in the town of Snowmass, Colorado lowered down a long ladder, which the bear walked across before heading back to the woods. The bear was uninjured by its experience.

Don’t teach the bears how to climb ladders! We need those walls, to separate the bears from our yummy arms and legs. What’s the second part of the plan, coat doorknobs in honey? I’m scared to even turn around right now, one of these new Super Bears may have snuck up behind me.

O me, O my, look what has happened now... Armed Bears... Did anyone read the second amendment? Keep and bear arms, not Keep and arm bears!!! We are all doomed!!!

David plays, Lewie sings

Marine Sniper Deer Hunting

Ronald Reagan

Thursday, August 27, 2009

AC Cobra Out-Drags Corvette ZR1

CD Drive Rocks Baby to Sleep

A baby. An old optical disk drive. A piece of string. A few lines of Linux script. Combine these disparate components to see something both magical and absurdly lazy take place.

The Government Can

Monday, August 24, 2009

Sunday, August 23, 2009


According to I have 275 friends, 155 more than average. 57% are male, 43% are female. 41 are single, 176 are dating or married. If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 11 people, 1 of whom would die. When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 21 people. If I died today, an estimated 438 people would try to attend my funeral. Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 91% probability of getting married. I am likely to earn US$2.7 million and have 2.3 children over my lifetime.